John Tribe

Posts Tagged ‘Exercise Bike’

Well as I understand it from December 1st 2009, testimonials will be dodgy territory for anyone who sells over the internet. I like, like I hope most people, do not believe everything I read. We all know that WORK, whether hard or easy, is going to be required to achieve ANYTHING. I cannot help but wonder if the scares, being broadcast so far about testimonials showing average, poor and best, will make advertising boring.

Like many of my generation, I didn’t actually believe that the ‘Charles Atlas’ bodybuilding course would make me a man in just 7 days, or that Guiness would be good for me. I expect a testimonial to show an example of best results. I can envisage, if the scares are true, adverts running something like this.

Get yourself into shape with the New Hokikoki 2000XL exercise bike !

In just 14 days, at 5 mins a day, I lost 1stone

Terry Fitfreak Ex Tour de France Competitor

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10 minutes a day keeps me trim

Melissa Husswiff womans circle keepfit club

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Bike was put together okay, however I couldn’t find the ash tray or a beer bottle holder, and I don’t seem to be losing weight

Idel Sloeb Couch Potato

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Oh yes and I better keep safe.

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