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		<title>Arcane3589 Ball Socket</title>
		<link>http://www.johntribe.co.uk/arcane3589-ball-socket/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 08:12:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Web Tips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Harry Potter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lord Of The Rings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nimbus 2000 Broomstick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[power of wordpress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[seo friendly website]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spare Part]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Arcane3589 ball socket is a perfect example to show the power of using wordpress as the engine behind your website. Naturally enough an Arcane3589 ball socket does not exist as far as I know. From now on the the Arcane3589 ball socket will be a perfect example to describe an object which previously has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Dreaded Call Centre Call</title>
		<link>http://www.johntribe.co.uk/the-dreaded-call-centre-call/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 16:44:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Call Centre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Tribe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Phone Rings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sales Pitch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Secs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vote]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.johntribe.co.uk/?p=103</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Am I speaking with Mr John Tribe ? The phone rings you answer it there is a delay of maybe 5 secs and then the first thing the person at the other end of the phone says is .. Am I speaking with followed by your name.  Usually this question is followed by a lenghty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Comical Side of Computer Updates</title>
		<link>http://www.johntribe.co.uk/comical-side-of-computer-updates/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:22:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Available Software]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Computer Event]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Computer Updates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cup Of Coffee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eddie Izzard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Face]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New Computer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Street London]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Victoria Street]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.johntribe.co.uk/?p=60</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s face it many of us can remember the first IBM PC showroom in Victoria Street London back in spring 1983. When being shown the available software by the salesman all appeared to be quite fast on the black screen with green text, until some printing was required. The salesman would say &#8220;Of course this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Will New FTC New Rules Make Adverts Boring</title>
		<link>http://www.johntribe.co.uk/will-new-ftc-new-rules-make-adverts-boring/</link>
		<comments>http://www.johntribe.co.uk/will-new-ftc-new-rules-make-adverts-boring/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:17:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Web Tips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Advertising]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ash Tray]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beer Bottle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bodybuilding]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Charles Atlas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Couch Potato]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Exercise Bike]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ftc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Keepfit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Losing Weight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Melissa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Resemblance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Running]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scares]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shape]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Testimonial]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Testimonials]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tour De France]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tour De France Competitor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Well as I understand it from December 1st 2009, testimonials will be dodgy territory for anyone who sells over the internet. I like, like I hope most people, do not believe everything I read. We all know that WORK, whether hard or easy, is going to be required to achieve ANYTHING. I cannot help but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Ultimate Final Countdown</title>
		<link>http://www.johntribe.co.uk/the-ultimate-final-countdown/</link>
		<comments>http://www.johntribe.co.uk/the-ultimate-final-countdown/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:39:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Europe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Final Countdown]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Heart]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I first saw this performance over a year ago when it was a you tube featured video. Everytime I see it speaks an excellent message &#8220;Anything can be achieved&#8221; Enjoy! Eat your heart out Europe.]]></description>
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		<title>Teaspoon Guitarist</title>
		<link>http://www.johntribe.co.uk/teaspoon-guitarist/</link>
		<comments>http://www.johntribe.co.uk/teaspoon-guitarist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Coetzee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guitarist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Teaspoon]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A while ago this link was sent to me. As a guitarist I was impressed thought you&#8217;d like to see it too. The guitarist is Hannes Coetzee.]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook, Twitter, Myspace or Whatever</title>
		<link>http://www.johntribe.co.uk/facebook-twitter-myspace-or-whatever/</link>
		<comments>http://www.johntribe.co.uk/facebook-twitter-myspace-or-whatever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:57:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Web Tips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Adverts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Email]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mortgage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Myspace]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Personal Communication]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pictures Of Drunks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reply]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.johntribe.co.uk/?p=35</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Its quite incredible but if you ask many under the age of 25 about any event which you might have missed, they frequently say&#8221;Didn&#8217;t you get my email?&#8221; Promptly you check your inbox only to find no message. You inform them you didn&#8217;t recieve any email to which they reply &#8220;I sent it on &#8216;Facebook&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Definition Of A Salesman</title>
		<link>http://www.johntribe.co.uk/definition-of-a-salesman/</link>
		<comments>http://www.johntribe.co.uk/definition-of-a-salesman/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:07:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cheque]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Opportunity]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A salesman is a man who turns an opportunity into a cheque and more importantly &#8230;. The cheque clears.]]></description>
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