Arcane3589 Ball Socket
Published May 24, 2011 | 
The Arcane3589 ball socket is a perfect example to show the power of using wordpress as the engine behind your website. Naturally enough an Arcane3589 ball socket does not exist as far as I know. From now on the the Arcane3589 ball socket will be a perfect example to describe an object which previously has had no information about it published on the internet. If more and more people start to look for one it might be worth while considering making one since it has a ring to it , rather like the Nimbus 2000 broomstick used by Harry Potter.
If all goes to plan we shortly be shooting a video about the Arcane3589 ball socket ..
For now though we will show you a picture of what we feel it should look like. Something dark and mysterious almost like a spare part for an Orc warrior from the Lord Of The Rings, or just a metal placard on a ball socket.
Finally remember this article is just to show the power of wordpress for creating SEO friendly websites, the arcane3589 ball socket does not exist.
The Dreaded Call Centre Call
Published April 3, 2010 | Am I speaking with Mr John Tribe ?
The phone rings you answer it there is a delay of maybe 5 secs and then the first thing the person at the other end of the phone says is .. Am I speaking with followed by your name. Usually this question is followed by a lenghty sales pitch without the the speaker stopping to draw a breath.
Posted in General, Humour | 
Call Centre, John Tribe, Phone Rings, Sales Pitch, Secs, Vote | 
Leave a commentComical Side of Computer Updates
Published December 11, 2009 | Let’s face it many of us can remember the first IBM PC showroom in Victoria Street London back in spring 1983. When being shown the available software by the salesman all appeared to be quite fast on the black screen with green text, until some printing was required. The salesman would say “Of course this is where you go and make a coffee while it prints”. Well 26 years down the road and we all still wait for computers. I particularly like Eddie Izzard’s take on computers updating, which seems to be the new computer event for making a cup of coffee.
Will New FTC New Rules Make Adverts Boring
Published November 27, 2009 | Well as I understand it from December 1st 2009, testimonials will be dodgy territory for anyone who sells over the internet. I like, like I hope most people, do not believe everything I read. We all know that WORK, whether hard or easy, is going to be required to achieve ANYTHING. I cannot help but wonder if the scares, being broadcast so far about testimonials showing average, poor and best, will make advertising boring.
Like many of my generation, I didn’t actually believe that the ‘Charles Atlas’ bodybuilding course would make me a man in just 7 days, or that Guiness would be good for me. I expect a testimonial to show an example of best results. I can envisage, if the scares are true, adverts running something like this.
Get yourself into shape with the New Hokikoki 2000XL exercise bike !
In just 14 days, at 5 mins a day, I lost 1stone
Terry Fitfreak Ex Tour de France Competitor
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10 minutes a day keeps me trim
Melissa Husswiff womans circle keepfit club
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Bike was put together okay, however I couldn’t find the ash tray or a beer bottle holder, and I don’t seem to be losing weight
Idel Sloeb Couch Potato
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Oh yes and I better keep safe.
- All persons mentioned are entirely fictitious any resemblance to persons living or dead is entirely coincidental
- IT IS MEANT TO BE A JOKE
The Ultimate Final Countdown
Published November 19, 2009 | I first saw this performance over a year ago when it was a you tube featured video. Everytime I see it speaks an excellent message “Anything can be achieved” Enjoy!
Eat your heart out Europe.
Facebook, Twitter, Myspace or Whatever
Published November 16, 2009 | Its quite incredible but if you ask many under the age of 25 about any event which you might have missed, they frequently say”Didn’t you get my email?”
Posted in Humour, Web Tips | Adverts, Email, Facebook, Mortgage, Myspace, Personal Communication, Pictures Of Drunks, Reply | Leave a commentDefinition Of A Salesman
Published October 16, 2009 | 
A salesman is a man who turns an opportunity into a cheque and more importantly …. Continue reading
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